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September 26, 2006

If you can't follow through with your New Year's Resolution, show up.

Sh'morze Fest 5767:

Featuring You
(and all your camp friends, even the weird ones who now live in EQ)!
Thursday, Sept. 28 @ 517 Elm Street from 8:30-10:00.

If you've made it as far as the Shmooze blog, that means our painstaking and super-expensive market research has worked. And if you'd like to be in great pictures with everyone in their winter caps (or toques) around the hearth roasting marshmellows, arguing about marshmellows, and throwing marshmellows at the referees (an old time Michigan football tradition that was banned before I became a student), please stop by 517 Elm. Alright, if that doesn't entice you, how about Deb on the guitar. Yes, she will be standing on a guitar (with just one leg) for over an hour. And if you're still not convinced, I guarantee you will hear the best camp stories you've ever heard (which may or may not be scary). I hope they're not scary because I'm afraid of the dark. Lastly, if you're still on the fence, I guarantee (like Rasheed Wallace) zero mosquitoes and that perfect, crisp fall weather with a hint of burnt pine in the air. (If that doesn't make sense to you non-Michiganders, come on over to 517 Elm and you'll see).

My editor only allotted me six 'ifs'. He's so mean. If I could put some peanut brickle in his peanut-free office (for he is allergic), I would. No I wouldn't. Well maybe. No. His kids might miss him. The answer is no.

Posted by irobi at September 26, 2006 06:16 PM


I'm afraid of the dark.

Posted by: rubyr at September 27, 2006 08:55 PM

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