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March 12, 2008

I Like Nice Bumper Stickers

I like nice bumper stickers.

Have a Nice Day, World Peace, Hooked on Quack… sayings like that. I have to wonder though about the unhappy bumper sticker mind set.

Why permanently plaster your vehicle with stupid angry bumper stickers of things that annoy you?

I mean, every time you load your groceries and then unload your groceries you see your own gripe reminding you of how annoyed you are with a particular situation!

The one that set me in this direction was “George W. Bush. Worst 'President' Ever.�

OK, so let me get this straight: You’re willing to devalue your vehicle by damaging the chrome or paint on your tricked out 2007 Explorer, in order to remind yourself every day, multiple times, that George W. Bush was not your presidential candidate of choice?

Hmm. Does that really make you feel great? Maybe you should let it go.

Oops, you can’t! It’s permanently stuck to the butt of your gas guzzling, environmentally unfriendly SUV. Have A Nice Day.

jak

Posted by jaselin at March 12, 2008 02:26 PM

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