jakorte's blog

To those of you who may not have heard from me in a while, there are reasons. Consider yourself among the luckier.

For those I have spoken to more recently, just in case you weren’t sure, I admit I've been a little snarly lately.

Yeah, snarly is one of my words. Happened on a day when I was feeling surly and starting to snarl.

I really do try not to let my emotional fangs show. They can be quite a reflection of my viciousness. Usually showing up as nipping comments, snits of growling, or just hateful lip curling, I do occasionally get the urge to bite someone’s head off.

I was at this point the other day when someone commented to me that it seemed like I was getting ready to rip off heads and spit in necks.

For your protection, I’ve dubbed this condition my personal fang-shui;
the art of arranging my lips over my un-retracted fangs in just the right way to make a delicious snarl.

It’s just my little harmless, yet the conveniently nicest, way of alerting you that you are treading on dangerous ground.

Having warned you, I now offer you up this personal self-defense: Counter-fang-shui:
the art of arranging yourself so my fangs aren't anywhere near your arteries when you finally come to the realization that you’ve superbly and supremely ticked me off.

I will not be held responsible, and reject all and any liability for my actions, if you ever-so-simply fail to notice my always undoubtably obvious fang-shui.

In this issue: Fangs, Feng-Shui, The Power of Positive Thinking.
Now posted: Unusual Missionary Style
Worth visiting: http://www.ehow.com/how_3776_feng-shui.html