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April 01, 2009
Restraint and Perpetual Brownies
For some people a bubble bath will do it. Not for me.
Not right now, anyway, since no one has been able to determine why my water is stinky.
Work is driving me to eat like an idiot. I know i am responsible for my own restraint, or whatever.
I wish someone would restrain me... on a beach... in a comfy lounge chair... with a personal umbrella… next to a nice guy ... with a body for surfing ... a good sense of humor... and a brain for conversation...with a huge glass of super spiked limeade... and some munchies... like maybe fresh shrimp with a kicky cocktail sauce... or crab rangoons with real crab... and some windowpane pretzels … and a multi-flavoured soft serve ice cream machine at my disposal... right next to the oven that perpetually shoots out warm brownies.
Haven't quite decided if I should be a pale redhead or a tanned brunette, yet... but I would be taller, thinner, and have more hair... perhaps all of my teeth, too... and an unlimited bank account ... and nice natural nails....
Really, I haven't thought too much about it, though....
Posted by jaselin at April 1, 2009 12:17 PM