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You want me to be brutally honest?
All it takes is a'cuppa shots of espresso, some foamy milk, and caramel.
I’ll tell you anything you want to know.
Sort of like an 8-Ball gone haywire.
Only don’t be expectin’ no yes or nope answers.
I’m not about to tell you “maybe,” either.
Neither one of us is gonna get off that easy.
Believe me: it will be as painful for me, as it will be brain searing for you.
Don’t ask me a question if you don’t want it answered.
You’re playing roulette with over-caffeinated quiet person.
I’m one of those ones they’ve always told ya to watch out for.
Could get messy.
Now you tell me:
You sure you still wanna play this game?