jakorte's blog

11/6: Jodi Ann Selin Korte can't decide if IKEA really just isn’t that simple… or if she is really just that simple.

11/8: …. sincerely thought semi-city living would exempt me from MiSS: Michigan Skunk Season arrived at 2:00 am and is still going eye-watering strong. Need a truckload of baking soda...

11/8: … is wondering if someone can invent a "clapper" add-on for cell phones. You know - you clap and the phone rings... so you can find it without the embarrassment of having to track down facebook friends currently online and asking them to ring you

11/19: ... has scheduled a Pre-Thanksgiving mini MI tour. Saturday: looking forward to getting pie-eyed with the McCormicks in Yale, roasted with the Pruitts in Adrian, and hopefully grubbing with a Gafner or two in Blissfield on Sunday!

11/21: Accomplished 300 miles today: 6 ladies, 6 hours, 85 homemade handmade-crust fresh-sliced Michigan apples pies, and one BobsterMcCormick to thank for the butter/sugar runs. 3 hours later more pies with the Pruitts one pizza and one 125 mile transported dutch apple. Still on go... need a shut off switch....

11/23: Thanksgiving Traveler Tip: Obey the 3 c’s of road cuisine: coffee, chips and candy. I’m pretty sure I’ve never fallen asleep while eating, so there must be something to this…

11/25: Wishing you God Speed and safety as your travel to your blessings.

11/26 :
The Plea: tried not to react... failed miserably... and'd be a lot better off if I could find a way to laugh about it now instead of tomorrow. C'mon now, make me laugh.
The Answers: 1. the pirate didn't know how the ship's steering wheel got into his breeches...all he knew was that it was drivin' him nuts.....ARGH!!
2. so I've beeen trying to come up with something funny off the top of my head.. And yeah that sortta humor doesn't just come to me... Sorry soo uhhh turn that frown upside down? That's the best I got ha
3. Did U go 2 Sears.....Again....?????
4. we all have to let it out now and again....