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October 16, 2006

Continue doing what you do...

OK, I have to write about it because it's been so obviously lately.

There's been a trend lately among the ladies, that I don't understand, but I am in no way complaining about. I've seen friends doing it. I've seen randoms doing it. I've seen it in pictures. I've seen it at the bar. I've seen it on the dance floor. I've seen it sober. I've seen it drunk.

So, why, ladies, are you grabbing, rubbing, and/or caressing your female friends boobs... especially in public? I mean, are you trying to get guys' attention? It works, but really, do you have to use that tactic? You realize you're making him think that if he gets one of you that he actually gets both of you. And you know that's just not true. That's bait 'n' switch, and that's just wrong.

From my point of view, I'm sorry JB, E, Ebidel, Gbidel, and other dudes, I'm not touching any part of you to get any girl. It just won't happen. I don't care if it's Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears (in her prime), or Mandy Moore... I ain't touchin' you to get her or help you get her.

So, ladies aged 18-30, why are you doing this? I had to bring this up because last Saturday night ran rampant with these occurrences. Fine, I'll admit, it was fun to look at, but I'm one of those people who starts to analyze why you would do things like this (I shoulda been a shrink).

So, to recap. Why? But please continue doing what you do.

Posted by mldarby at October 16, 2006 09:54 PM


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